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The only way one should code C btw. (infosec.pub)
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[–] kickeriekuh@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Well, you can Code in a real German syntax: https://ddp.im/en/

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

DDP has the following data types: Zahl (long), Kommazahl (double), Buchstabe (char), Text (string), Wahrheitswert (bool) und Listen (list)

Gottimhimmel, that would drive me crazy, and I'm German.

The code screenshot is pretty nice though. Actual grammar in there, full sentences that "Goethe would be proud of".

[–] elvith@feddit.org 2 points 8 hours ago

The code screenshot is pretty nice though. Actual grammar in there, full sentences that "Goethe would be proud of".

The syntax and all these Wenn reminds me of Cucumber/Gherkin

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

Why yes I always dreamed of writing code like a full on novel.