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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The client asked for this last Wednesweek!

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If this deal falls through, we're not going to make our Wednesquarterly numbers!

[–] xtools@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This thread made my (Wednes) day

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I was enjoying it, too, until you reminded me of so the issues I had with xcode on my work laptop.