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Because I washed them before using the bathroom, and my weiner is cleaner.
Yuck. Touch the wang => clean your hands, dude.
Sorry, it was a joke response, I thought I was on Shitty Ask Lemmy. Obviously I wash both before and after... though not because I touched my wang. (If yours isn't cleaner than your hands, you're doing something wrong.) It's because I touched other things in the bathroom and people aren't great about washing their hands.
It's not cleaner than my hands while I'm peeing. That's the reason why you need to wash your hands when touching your dick while going to the bathroom.
What the hell is wrong with your dick?
Nothing? It's just common sense. I also wash my dick every few visits before washing my hands, to keep extra clean in general. I wish I had a bidet though. That would be nice. I hear good things about those.
i dont wanna touch someone's dick hands
Seems like a them problem