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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

For something so commonly used, it's got some pretty glaring flaws. Most critically, 'golf' and 'mike' - single syllable, which over radio comms often doesn't sound like shit. Compare to something like 'oscar', which even if either half of it gets all staticky you still hear "osc--" or "--car" which is enough to still receive an accurate exchange of info.

My more whiny complaints are that the number of syllables are inconsistent, F and X use compound words instead of one single complete word which feels... icky... x gets a pass cuz x is always janky and x-ray is perfect. Some of the entries rhyme with commonly used words that could confuse someone who's either inexperienced or in a stressful situation like being shot at. For example, "echo" could be misheard as "gecko" and even though "gecko" isn't on the list, our brains do stupid shit when they're saturated with adrenaline, so something like this should be as absolutely idiot-proof as possible.

If I could magic that fucker into something new, I'd shoot for:

  • every entry is exactly three syllables.

  • no two of the same syllables in any entry can rhyme with those two syllables of another entry. I.E., "Uniform" and "Chloroform" are not compatible because syllables 2 and 3 are too similar.

  • Each entry should be as common a word as possible, in as low/unspecialized a reading level as possible. I.E., "November" is recognizable by nearly everyone; vs something like "Ganglia" which is gibberish to anyone without specialty knowledge requiring them to be familiar with ganglia.

  • No compound or multiple word entries.

  • X gets a pass cuz x is always janky and x-ray is perfect.

  • Prototype phonetic alphabet must be first scrutinized by a panel consisting of a linguist, a speech pathologist, an English teacher, a 7 year old, a highschooler, a geriatric with severe hearing loss, and a junior enlisted US Marine. Their job is to find any potential for confusion.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Having a 7 year old and a junior enlisted US Marine seems redundant

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean... someone has to supervise the Marine...

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's fair. I've got enough marines in the family to know what happens when they're left alone and get bored. Always best to have a more mature playmate with them.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've got enough marines in the family to know what happens when they're left alone and get bored.

The good crayons always go missing and there’s waxy buildup around their mouth.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh you're so lucky their mouth is the only place your marines have stuck the crayons...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But with your new rules, x can be xylophone so you don’t need the special case rule for x anymore.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Ooh, good call!

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In Amateur Radio, if our first calls are not received correctly, most experienced operators will switch up and use alternates for troublesome phonetics. America for Alpha, Germany for Golf, Kilowatt for Kilo. Some folks even use amusing ones. I once heard an American station using “Kentucky Fried Chicken” for their callsign ending in KFC.

I once heard an American station using “Kentucky Fried Chicken” for their callsign ending in KFC.

i mean that one is perfect