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[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

That seems fairly reasonable. No one should have to put up with noisy neighbours stomping around all night or throwing house parties packing like sardines into overcrowded flats like it's a bus in India or constantly emitted smells of dogshit, weed and extra smelly south asian food or be harassed for no reason or feel unsafe or otherwise disrupted in their own home or the surrounding infrastructure that they need to use as part of daily life like exits/entrances/walkways etc.

It's called the social contract.

Edit: If you wondered what the hell happened to the social contract and basic self-awareness, just look at the number of downvotes on this fairly uncontroversial take. These are the people who are blasting tiktoks on speaker on public transport and dumping garbage outside the bins.

[–] FishFace@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

dogshit, weed and asian food

one of these is not like the other...

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's also pretty standard shit for an apartment lease.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works -3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, they call out a breed of dog for no reason.

I had an insanely violent vizsla living near me that always tried to attack me. Did that not count? Does it only count if it's a breed that Trumpers hate?

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

for no reason.

lol

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

asian food

god forbid people season their fucking food. all foodstuffs must be boiled until grey and served with ketchup right?

jfc

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most food is seasoned.

Most food doesn't stink half as much.

I'm not saying Asian food is bad.

I'm not saying don't eat it.

What I'm saying is: be mindful of others and don't impose smells on unsuspecting people who are unfortunate enough to be there.

You wear deodorant, don't you? Because you don't want others to know you are sweaty, and you wouldn't want to smell others' sweat, would you? So you mask BO with deodorant. Especially if you're particularly sweaty, such as after work or a workout.

So why not do so for extraordinarily stinky food?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You wear deodorant, don’t you?

lol, I live in the PNW. we had a chill summer - barely a few weeks above 23c. I actually don't wear deodorant 99% of the time, but do use aftershave.

when I get sweaty I go home and shower. it's not a problem.

So why not do so for extraordinarily stinky food?

what are we talking about here? like durian stinky?

because I just suspect your definition of stinky is different, but it could be corpse flower flambe.

Perhaps it's time to get to know the neighbors.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I live in the UK, average temp where I live is 5c, given the windchill and ~80% humidity most days, it's cold as shit.

I also don't produce as much BO even when I do sweat, due to maintaining fairly low estrogen levels intentionally for other reasons.

I wear deodorant every single day, and perfume (lush body spray though, normal perfumes stink).

Unless they eat a corpse at 6pm every Thursday and Saturday or so, almost like some sort of smelly clock system, I doubt it.

We are not the same.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

aw poor stinky limey snowflake can't stand his neighbors cooking with funny smells.

We are not the same.

you're a sad little shit, damned straight

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe, but at least I'm not the one getting evicted:)

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

you're having your neighbors evicted for cooking food that offends you?

What a silly, weak little person you must be. god what a lilly white snowflake you must be. SPICES!? FLAVOUR!? NAY I SAY, EVICT THESE PEASANTS I WILL NOT HAVE IT

how weak are you

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Asian food. Oh, so you're racist?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What the fuck is your problem with Asian food?

[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Go microwave some squid at your office and see how well that goes down.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You mean like calamari? I didn't know Italy was in Asia. Anyway, no thanks, that would make it all rubbery.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The advice given isnt the issue. Its the attitude its all spoken in...

Stuff like "Free (unlike your late fee that you keep racking up)" for example

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like the tone actually. Hate landlords and yeah it's a bit nasty when you think of the social dynamics but honestly sometimes you just have to reach people, because the kinds of people who become an issue also don't tend to read the dry legal document that is their rental agreement, I guarantee you.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Its not about it being not dry. Its moreso that its the exact type of tone that would make me want to do the exact opposite of whatever it says.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

You're not reading right. I said the legal document of a rental agreement is dry, and morons won't read it, so they have to have something more shouty and threatening shoved in their face, simplified and made emotional, like how you'd speak to a misbehaving animal, simple words, emphasis on the tone.

If you'd still want to do the opposite, you're just antisocial and probably the reason this was put up.

Having dealt with such antisocial behaviour before, it was a nightmare, I only wish it was legal to deliver such individuals to the hell in which I hope they burn for all eternity.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 8 points 3 days ago

It reads like an attempt at joviality that comes off as condescending. College students see this shit all the time.

I’m an old fart. I know better than to try to be hip. I’m not, and never have been. I get along just fine.

[–] NaibofTabr 3 points 3 days ago

Very few people have actually read the social contract, and fewer still have signed it.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Huh? Why the fuck would I care whether my neighbor includes a cousin? If the cousin is paying to stay there then I can see some legal issues but why would this have anything to do with me?

The rest I agree with. Don't want people bothering me.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's no problem if the cousin is on the lease. That's the point.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Leases are weird?

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

The problem is only when the place is made for one person, e.g. a studio, and there is one official resident, but actually more unofficial residents that are on-paper guests, but de-facto stay there, and as such generate disruptive noise to the neighbours or overload some shared facilities.

The "cousin" example is just hyperbole for emphasis.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You wouldn't care, but their landlord would. Not sure why you brought up the cousin when the post you replied to didn't mention it.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Idgaf what the landlord cares about, landlords suck the life out of society, why don't they go suck a dick instead?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

I don't either, but that's not relevant to the post you commented on at all. They said nothing about the cousin bit, only things that actually affect other people living in the area.