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Wear your seatbelt (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by rumschlumpel@feddit.org to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The same people buy fake seatbelt clips to stop the warnings.

At least they are mostly just endangering themselves, as long as they don't turn into a projectile during a crash

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also doubles as a bottle opener for all your alcohol consumption needs

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Driving alcohol consumption needs

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At least they are mostly just endangering themselves,

Until they have a passenger. Then they become flying projectiles.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

... Which I state in literally the other half of the sentence?

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

....

Apparently my reading comprehension is hard 😑