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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 78 points 3 days ago (2 children)

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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Seriously, someone with internet search powers, please tell me where I can get number 3. I want to carry it in my pocket at all times and reveal it in the middle of conversations like a badge of my goblinage.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It seems likely there are at least two letters missing here.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oops lol too excited about the goblin shovel I fixed it

[–] notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

"Lincoln Imp spoon" gets some results.

I would like to acquire my own goblin shovel.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

GOBLIN ASS-SHOVEL

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