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This is from 2019, and they did it over a 5-year period. I have no idea if the text in the post is wrong. Here's the article that's in the meme:
*"Three Pennsylvania men who sexually assaulted more than a dozen animals over a five-year period will spend up to 41 years in prison, according to Local 10 news.
The three animal “lovers,” identified as Matthew Brubaker, 31; Marc Measnikoff, 34, and Terry Wallace, 41, were sentenced to 20 to 41 years for forcing themselves on a cow, a goat, nine horses and an unspecified number of dogs. A teenage boy was allegedly tasked with restraining the animals while the twisted trio committed their bizarre crimes."*
https://www.nydailynews.com/2019/04/23/three-men-sexually-assaulted-nine-horses-a-cow-a-goat-and-dogs/
I suppose that's better than:
"Hey bubba let's go see the trump rally"
"Ok marcky"
Rally finishes
"Gat DAYUM those rallies get me pumped"
A cow, a goat, nine horses, an unspecified number of dogs
Like holy shit lmao
I don't see the difference between the two versions of the story...?
Oh, wait - the official one said they made some unidentified teenage boy restrain the animals for them. I guess I disagree because your version excluded that part, making yours the slightly better one.
I wonder how mentally fucked up that boy is now...
It's the "over a five year period" part. Rather than all at once in a spree
So the teenage boy was there for the whole five years? Yeah, he's definitely fucked up.
I'm guessing authorities found out because there was evidence..... From over a five year period.
Every time I thought I couldn’t be more shocked, I found another degree of shock. My god