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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You poor thing. Your back must hurt a lot to have two massagers.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lemme recall the liturgy real quick.

My neck my back my pussy and my crack.

If anything I think I'm finding a two massager deficit.

Ed: maybe one, I dunno what the black thing is.