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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How do you even use 2 at once?

Just get a jackhammer lmao

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And this is what we call clits akimbo or dual wielding.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

One on top of the other like a compound turbo, don't judge. Some people are just trying to hit their resonant frequency like the Tacoma narrows bridge.

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