this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2025
1033 points (99.1% liked)

Microblog Memes

9413 readers
1007 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
ReadyUser31@lemmy.world
aeronmelon@lemmy.world
needanke@feddit.org
1033
What other great opening lines do you know?. (infosec.pub)
submitted 6 days ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
243 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Can't believe no one has yet proferred the classic:

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.

Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Why'd you stop halfway through?

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago

Why’d you stop halfway through?

Poor googling.

[–] echindod@programming.dev 9 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Is this sarcasm? I think if it stopped at the first dichotomy, or the second it would be fine. But it goes on for fucking ever.

[–] TheFinn@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If that wore you out, probably should stay away from Dickens.

[–] echindod@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

Oh yes. I hate Dickens. Absolutely can't stand him.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well I like it.

[–] echindod@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

I am happy for you in that, a little surprised. But good for you!

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Kinda the point. It's supposed to drill into your head how everything in that period was taken to the extremes by taking the prose itself to the extremes.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

not all prose has to be prosaic

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

Pretty good book that doesn't feel imo as old as it is