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[–] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're at that point where we have started to realize that laws are just words on paper unless someone enforces them.

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The next step is to realize that money is just numbers on paper.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We also skipped the paper step long ago as far as big money is concerned.

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

And don't look at me for printers and cash.