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This is like a common house fly worrying about the lifespan of Cthulhu.
You haven't seen how some of the folks I play with roll.
And of course the traditional sentence for dice which misbehave one too many times.
i assume revenge for stepping on a d4 once?
D4 is the devil's dice.
I thought that was the d8. At least the 4 is flared at the base
So it can stab you better.
Maybe the real Cthulhu was the impossibly mind-breaking irrational thought experiments we subjected ourselves to along the way! :D
I try hard to only roll my old fair dice on felt (in the past) or plastic (since 3d printers). They work by having hard corners, those wear down making the dice less fair when rolled on surfaces harder than ABS
I guess if your dice were pre worn by polishing you can't make them worse, and fair polyhedric dice are pretty much no longer available
Online dice simulators are probably fairer still