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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
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I am the eggman. I have a whole egg preparation routine that I can run through before I've even had coffee. Doesn't even have to be exactly the same every time.
My issues generally occur at lunchtime, more often when that time has been pushed back from "regular noon lunch" to 2p or 3p. In a pinch, if there's nobody around to demand instruction from, I can dip into the snack bucket and unwrap something and eat it, which might give me the mental space to figure out what I actually should eat. Kind of like how a fission bomb is used as a detonator for a fusion bomb.
Oh just pack the same lunch every day. Is it enjoyable? No. Did I prefer a peanut butter on whole wheat with an apple to actually having to decide what to eat or dealing with inconvenience in preparing lunch? You cannot understand how much of a game changer this was. No struggle to pack a lunch. If I was busy the night before then I'd just pack an extra in advance (and keep emergency food in my desk).
I'm WFH, no packing required.