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submitted 1 day ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure if it's regional, but I despise wasps with a passion. I don't harass them, bit they sure as fuck harass me. The try to fly into my face, my food, my clothes, etc. and then when they inevitably get stuck or upset, they start stinging. I've been stung multiple times by wasps and it hurts like hell and is always their fault. Bees are chill, European Hornets are okay (because they tend to just ignore you), but those yellow and black wasps can rot in a special super hell.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

i have luscious eyelashes. bees, wasps, and similar like to land on my glasses to try to climb onto my lashes. when they're between the glasses and my eyes, uh, it's not fun. but if they crawl far enough in blinking kills them.