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Florida schools will test armed drones this fall to thwart shooters (www.facilitiesdive.com)

submitted 21 hours ago by artifex@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Can't imagine what could possibly go wrong with this idea.

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[–] railcar@midwest.social 16 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Yep, these definitely won't get hacked

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 hours ago

Why get your hands bloody assaulting a school yourself, when you can get a job at the drone control centre and mow down a bunch of kids from two cities away?

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

Damn, even school shooters get to work from home now.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 6 points 7 hours ago

Betting there’s a contest for it at Defcon 2026