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Can't imagine what could possibly go wrong with this idea.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago

Fortunately they are currently only equipped with non lethal capabilities. So it's going to be fun to watch the consequences of someone hacking into them and people to realize how much of a bad idea this was