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[–] tal@olio.cafe 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The QAnon shaman would also print a one-ounce gold coin, valued at $40 trillion, to pay off the country’s debts.

QAnon shaman sues Trump for $40 trillion

This is a man with a lot of enthusiasm for $40 trillion.

In the lengthy complaint, Chansley states that he is the “true” American president and that America should only have two laws: the Bill of Rights and the original U.S. Constitution.

In QAnon shaman dude's defense, if you figure that Trump is in the business of saying outrageous stuff as President to keep people focused on whatever he's saying rather than actual policy, this guy sounds like he might be better at it.

[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a fan of his single $40 trillion dollar issue platform.

He's got my vote.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 10 hours ago

Also, I'm recruiting a team of specialists, no reason.