Once you hit'em with the "coelacanth is closer related to us than gold fish" gambit, which leads to the "what is fish" manoeuvre, and finish them with a "whales are fish and birds are reptiles" pincer attack, they're as good as gone.

Wait.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

There's no such thing as a fish.

[–] Needles@piefed.au 1 points 2 hours ago

Harkin, is that you?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 5 hours ago

Don't be absurd, you silly fish.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 9 points 19 hours ago

Hank Green has helped me see the light. Whales are fish! Whales are fish!!!