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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It really doesn't take much intelligence to figure out who needs to get the ticket for that.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

It's not a question of what feels right, it's a question of what the law actually says. I'm pretty sure most of us are actually not all that fond of the idea of cops making up or creatively reinterpreting the law to suit their own whims, so I don't see why we should suddenly be cheering for it now.

If the law isn't written in such a way as to be able to apply to driverless vehicles, that's a problem that lawmakers need to correct.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Lawmakers are too busy focusing on irrelevant distractions to be addressing gaps in the law.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And, just so we're clear, you're saying you're cool with the alternative being proposed here, which is that the police just make up the law as they see fit?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 6 hours ago

I don't believe I said that, nor implied it ?

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Spoken like someone who hasn't had to interact with American law enforcement much.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 21 hours ago

Being intelligent is quite literally a disqualifying characteristic.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

"Couldn't give a ticket. Tried to drag the driver out, force him do to tests and beat the ever loving shit outta him but... holds back tears There...there was no driver..."

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Follow the money. Who owns the car?

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

That level of effort is way above the pay grade of a typical beat cop.