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[–] drath@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

On the other hand, if you try to run Java application on linux, you just use an appropriate OpenJDK runner.

When you see a C# app, you just:

  1. Open the app folder
  2. See a bunch of .dll's
  3. Cry