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As a kid, I once read - though I don't remember where - that the most popular guy at the nudist colony was the one who could carry twelve donuts and two coffees.
On the other hand, people who eat that many donuts aren't very popular at the nudist colony.
Perhaps he works off the extra calories by constantly carrying around the excess.
“Hot coffee and a donut sir?”