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[โ€“] Ravi@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This sounds more like your car is end-of-life and gets thrown into a big hole in the ground filled with lava. "We got to make a sacrifice to please the car god!"

No. Car god gets tiny mangled bodies. It's very well fed.