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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

he didn't say "if i had a bussy" though and thus i feel "if i was a girl" is implied

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

bussy means ass, you can have a puss and be a man.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

no debate about the second half of your statement, just thought bussy was a portmanteau of boy-pussy and didn't quite get to the leap that that must mean ass.

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah to most people bussy means ass because it's the closest thing cis men have to a gussy.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TIL. thanks. also gu(t) or gu(y) i am really bad with these -ussy suffixes

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

so it's g(irl) and b(utt) -ussies? is mussy "m(acaque) -ussy" or "m(ister rogers') -ussy"? this fucking dialect.