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The Programmer Compass (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Tja@programming.dev 152 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When your self driving car is written in react you'll understand.

[–] dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Self driving cars? Think human interface on spaceships!

https://os-system.com/blog/javascript-in-space-spacex-devs-have-shared-crewdragons-tech-stack/

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

SpaceX

I'm sure Musk hand coded it in JS and then paid some underpaid dude who is only slightly less abused in the US instead of india to unfuck his dogshit.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

When your self driving car is written in react you'll understand.

I'll understand briefly, as my life flashes before my eyes? Haha.