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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What do you mean if you had an ass

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

peggy's leaning to get a good look at that dimished tush, she likes the way he looks so damn much

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Peggy: "you're not going to ruin that perfect ass are you"

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

"ah like mah aysess like ah like mah chords; diminished" 🤘

[–] don@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

Now you see why I didn’t say that to begin with