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Discussion Thread 🧲 Sunday 28 September 2025 (aussie.zone)

submitted 2 weeks ago by TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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Yarrabyte has clearly celebrated a little too hard again. Must order some more beroccas, they'll need them and I've run out of the hair of the dog.

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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Be careful of these types. She might try to sneakily set you up with some rando just so you ‘have someone’. Because they pity single people and think that’s doing you a favour.

What if I want to spoil a man?

Be careful of doing that too unless you want to pick up a hobosexual. Which you don’t. (Btw they come in every gender.)

Staying single and growing into yourself is a really good option.

[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks.

I don't think she'd be that bad but she did say she would swipe for me if I had dating apps. No thanks.

Today I learnt what a hobosexual was. Definitely won't fall into the trap of becoming a sugar mummy hahaha. shudders