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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

1980s 7th and 8th-grade showers were basically prison showers for us. Was terrified to have to get naked, but glad it happened.

Despite being a scrawny little fuck (still am), I learned I was packing heat vs. the popular preppies. Nothing to write home about, but I've never been insecure about my penis size.

Also got me over my fear of being seen naked. Now I don't give a fuck. (Part of the IDGAF is middle age.)