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[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Relax. Seems like a silly what if. Not a debate.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 16 minutes ago

For real. I mean the universe rarely deals in absolutes. Ask a physicist if there's a chance if you can pass your hand straight through a table and technically, yes their is. Even though it's astronomically improbable.

I just mentioned a scenario I thought of from the top of my head where the shooter wouldn't be the one liable for what the bullet did. I could come up with more. It's just silly to claim "100% full stop" with just about anything.