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People dumb enough to think they need to be notified of when their laundry is done, whether washing or drying, instead of being aware of their surroundings.
I got a dumb washer and dryer because why would I need to be notified? Once you do a cycle or two you know how long it'll take to finish.
People are so terminally online they need real life delivered to them via push notification
I will say that I’ve been to some crazy McMansion houses where the washer and dryer are practically in a separate wing away from where people spend their time
what the hell. I'm not in school anymore. I shouldn't have to learn anything like how long it takes my washing machine!!!