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[–] ansiz@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

My washing machine has the ability to connect to Wi-Fi but I never set it up. Of course it's a horrible idea just on the surface and it really serves no purpose.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Funny thing is, some of these devices have the ability to comb through public or unsecured access points to search for a way to send data back to the manufacturer.

[–] Natanael 3 points 38 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

That is precisely one of the applications I had in mind - but presumably Amazon charges vendors for that access, and what I'm describing is passive on-circuit logic to seek a free channel home.

I didn't want a reader to think they're safe if they just opt out of sidewalk (and somehow convince all their neighbors to do the same)

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

I'd argue that that's not a funny thing at all.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

Perhaps that explains why you're not this guy's friend … but several seasons of Family Guy, South Park, Adult Swim, and similar programming suggest that poop and piss jokes have a fairly broad audience.

Again why do you care if some adult somewhere has fun running around with a sticker and a sight gag of soiled slacks?

[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 5 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

In theory it could be useful to be notified when it's done if you're out of earshot of the washing machine. In practice I don't trust any manufacturer to make a machine and app that limits data to just that functionality

[–] suicidaleggroll@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 59 minutes ago)

In theory it could be useful to be notified when it’s done if you’re out of earshot of the washing machine.

You can do that without a smart washer/dryer, if you want, by looking at the power draw. My washer/dryer don't have any network connectivity, but I still get push notifications on my phone when the cycle is finished from a python script monitoring power draw on each circuit in my home via an IoTaWatt and influxDB.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This is what your phone timer is for

[–] suicidaleggroll@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The time on the display rarely matches the time the machine actually takes to complete in my experience, especially for dryers.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 minutes ago

In my building it's exactly 2 minutes less than on the display, probably because it saves the laundry contractor money without being enough to spark complaints. It's condominiums, so complaints can cause the Board to change companies.

I think some home machines use sensors which would make the timing less accurate.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm cool with being notified of my laundry being done and being notified of issues. The problem isn't those kinds of features. The problem is that stealing data and company control over your device is a built-in future.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

That, and the current fascination is removing options and controls from the machine and putting them only in the app. Presumably this is to entice you to use the app rather than simply ignoring it, as most people would otherwise do. The issue is that on the inevitable day they turn the servers off, you lose access to those features. Plus, how do you like not e.g. having a delay start feature at all unless your dishwasher is connected to the internet?

It doesn't take much of a leap to predict that step 2 will be locking features behind a subscription paywall. We all know damn well that's coming soon.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I just use it to ping me when it's done so that I can dry and wash next load.