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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I worry that they’ll start saying that a wifi connection is mandatory at some point, though.

Yep. However, never will it be phrased like that. Not mandatory, some things just won't work without it 🤷

Mafia talk.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Mmm. It's going to be a bit of an uphill battle for manufacturers, though - not everyone has wifi signal in their laundry, that's not a part of the house that you usually hang around in.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

You're right, but I'm sure they'll find a way. If not next year then in ten years. Always an evaluation of customers lost vs. income gained.