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[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Any tips for finding a 'dumb' tv? One that switches on from power off in seconds, instead of a two minute loading screen?

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 hours ago

Sceptre still makes dumb tvs, as far as I know. I've heard quality is hit or miss. Mine works fine after 7 years, but others have said colors don't hold and similar.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Saw someone a few years ago recommending shopping for "commercial displays" apparently they are more expensive, but they exist. Try that out in your preferred google machine.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Lol. That might have been me. Else I'll keep my plasma until something else comes along.