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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Again with shitty fucking takes. Touch grass

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 0 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Why? I'd rather use my money in food to survive the day

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Cause you need a dose a reality

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I see that every day I go to my work and see how decadent and crime infested my country is

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

So you intentionally have shit takes?

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Of course. This is the internet after all

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Can't blame the internet when you wrote it

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I can blame whoever I want. I am a protected minority in the world, colonizer.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Sure you can blame whoever you want, but you're still responsible for your actions lol, how am I a colonizer? My ancestors sure, but not me