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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Trump is too stupid to coordinate window drops of rich people. Vance scares me as he isn't stupid...

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

But he has less personality than the couches he's violated. He's not popular and that's all that matters to the maga base.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Any intelligence he allegedly possesses means nothing, Vance is completely leashed by Peter Theil. If Vance became president he wouldn't do one single thing on his own, without getting permission from Theil first.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Vance scares me as he isn’t stupid…

he's just so flexible. going from 'trump is hitler' to being his running mate puts the spinelessness of a sea cucumber to shame.