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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 24 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, in all fairness RATM is raging against the mainstream media, they’re just also raging against everything to the right of the mainstream media too.

[–] miked@piefed.social 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, I thought they hated washing machines. So confused.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No, actually. They just hate it when people say "ATM machine." They want that machine dropped from the common vernacular.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 hour ago

If we do not have ATM machines what will I do with my PIN number?