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If it works... (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 day ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] astutemural@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago

I know this is a meme but I am cursed with taking things too seriously so here's what I would rule in a game I would run:

Artificer is on a flying dragon golem/homonculus.

Sorcerer is manifesting wings of pure magicka and/or levitating and/or doing air bending etc.

Wizard is probably on a broom, yah. After researching a multitude of flying rituals from a variety of traditions, performing occult experimentation, and finally gathering the reagents needed for the enchantment. But crucially it works by invoking the God of Hearth's protection from the Wind Elemental in a wierd niche way or something.

Artificers combine smaller magical effects into larger ones, Sorcerers are running off that high-octane Type Green Reality Bender fuel, and Wizards are occult hackers.

Clerics sneer at them all and call up God directly to ask them if they wouldn't mind bending space-time for them, pretty please with a cherry on top.