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Nation capable of spotting spurious link between paracetamol and autism still baffled by obvious link between guns and mass shootings (newsthump.com)
submitted 6 months ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 40 points 6 months ago (18 children)

I mean, it can't be the guns. Guns don't kill people. It must be the bullets. Those are what will kill ya.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (11 children)

I would be willing to compromise with the 2A fanatics by implementing background checks on bullet purchases, instead of gun purchases.

[–] NaibofTabr 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, lots of gun nuts make their own ammo though...

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

i knew one. one handed joe.

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