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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You know they have a big assembly night, and they have to recruit helpers:

"And before we do the benediction, I just want to say that on Wednesday evening, we will be assembling the crosses for next Sunday's service, and we can use all the help we can get. I'm not making this request, God is, I'm just passing along the message.

Oh, and God says that he's not made of money, so if you want snacks and beverages, bring your own."