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That's because guns don't kill people! People on Tylenol and anyone that we say is bad kill people! And they'd do it without the guns by picking up the bullets and using their super human Tylenol strength to propel them faster than a gun and kill everyone.
If guns don't kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast.
Toasters don't toast toast. They toast bread! #fakeNews
All toasters toast toast