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‘Who builds a ballpark next to a gun range?’: Coach injured by gunfire that crossed into baseball diamond (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Solutions to the field where they shoot guns or to Texas? The field is easy, force them to build a dirt rampart around where they shoot. Texas, not so sure.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Build a dirt rampart around Texas?

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Yes, and make Texas pay for it. They’re not as smart as Mexico so it just might work

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com -2 points 20 hours ago

With politeness and respect, I wasn't talking to you :)