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[–] gigachad@piefed.social 131 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

It's reported it was their own camera man who accidentally pressed the safety button at the top of the escalator

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago

Off to the gulag with him.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

and it was their own teleprompter and us operator I read.

Found this

https://vger.to/lemmy.world/post/36409799

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Former cameraman if that's the case

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Former American Citizen more like

[–] Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

You spelled “secret democrat” wrong

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

Geez. Fire whoever hired that guy I guess.

And dig deep. This might go all the way to the top; we might have to clean the whoooole house here.