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[–] methods286@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (6 children)

If Jesus was so smart, why didn’t he think of this? Would have saved him a ton of work.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 day ago

Clearly not a great carpenter.

[–] josefo@leminal.space 8 points 1 day ago

Simon wouldn't have to help him carry his own cross, what a loser. The poor guy was just standing there.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

They hadn't invented the wheel yet. I have a degree in history, so you can trust me.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Work smart not hard. Probably didnt even need to die for 'everyones' sins. Considering most people aren't Christian. The ROI just isnt there.

If Jesus had put that gold, frankincense, and myrth into a Roth IRA and just sat on it. Well, the church wouldn't need an offering plate, Ill tell you that much.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

He was just too fucking swole to bother