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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 72 points 1 day ago (4 children)

There isn't even an actual gun range; just an empty field people are known shoot guns at. And the outrage seems misplaced that the baseball diamond should be shutdown instead of shutting down dipshits firing guns in the field next to it.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 31 minutes ago

Yeah, which amendment protects the right to BASEBALL?

HAH! Got you there, Commie! Guns win AGAIN!

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, if you're shooting a gun you are responsible for where the bullets end up.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 30 minutes ago

Unless you're Dick Cheney, and then the guy who caught the buckshot in his face will apologize for getting his face in the way of your shotgun.

[–] propofool@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Listed in maps as a shooting range... For the Katy police department...

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 29 minutes ago

Police training drills are getting too realistic.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 20 hours ago

Fuck The Police!

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Shooting is America's real pastime after all.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 19 hours ago

I mean I have to give them this one, have you seen a game of baseball?