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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No, not those. I've taken apart small electronics like headphones, and found what I thought were the "batteries," but maybe they weren't. I can't find any photos of what I am thinking of.

I can only conclude that I don't have a clue what I am talking about. Please ignore.