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[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did JD Vance have kids by fucking his couch before his wife sat on it?

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's the problem, his wife won't sit on it, so he fucks couches instead

Is a plastic couch cover that old people have a condom, or is is more like a diaphragm?