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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They should just supply every Texan with bulletproof armour and helmets and make it mandatory that they should wear them at all times .... because there is a high likelihood that they might get shot either intentionally or accidentally.

As a non-American, it sounds like this should be the uniform issued at birth or at least when (if?) kids reach school age. I say “if” because vaccines are being outlawed. Technically body armour is just another kind of vaccine though, no?