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Hitler was in his 40s when he became dictator. He had 12 years as ruler. I wonder if trump thinks that if he could get 12 years as dictator then it won't matter if he has to shoot himself because he'll be in his 90s.

The strategy here is start later in life... biology moves faster than the law or politics.