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Can the pope bless hotdog water? I wasn't raised Catholic, does the water need to be "pure?" Pretty sure I've heard river and lake water can be blessed, does this require boiling? Can I slough the hotdog grease from the top, would it be considered pure enough to bless?
Chicago dogs are now holy, but only if it has poppy seeds on the bun
Priests can bless anything really. Hell, Cardinal Glick blessed his driver on that documentary called Dogma