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Automatically makes you Jewish if you aren't already.
If you are, it makes you more Jewish until you eventually achieve mega-jewdom and learn the secret of the perfect brisket.
At which point you become Texan, for better or worse. Sorry. :/
TIL that the REAL Zion is Texas
For that, I think you need to take your brisket to-go and head north to Utah.